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More thrills from Indy '77

03 Aug 2012
Phil Burgess, 厕所强奸 National Dragster Editor
DRAGSTER Insider

Although I remembered the 1977 U.S. Nationals in Tuesday鈥檚 column for Richard Tharp鈥檚 frightening near collision with Gary Read in round two of Top Fuel, as I was thumbing through a couple of thick folders looking for images of that incident, I was quickly reminded 鈥 by a couple of photo sequences -- that the event had two other iconic images attached to it: the frightening photo of Dale Emery鈥檚 Funny Car standing on its nose at three-quarter-track and the shot of Larry Lombardo fleeing the flaming wreckage of Bill Jenkins鈥 Pro Stock Monza.

I鈥檝e seen these images so many times that they鈥檙e burned into my memory as much for their uniqueness as for what happened afterward. As a longtime fan, like most of you, I know the general specifics of what happened before, during, and after the incidents but not the details.

Emery suffered a broken left arm in the accident that essentially ended his driving career. The cockpit鈥檚 loss, of course, was Raymond Beadle鈥檚 gain, as Emery took over the tuning chores and backstopped the Blue Max鈥檚 three straight championships, 1979-81. Lombardo and Jenkins borrowed a car from good friend Ronnie Manchester, who volunteered his, and the team reached the semifinals against championship rival Don Nicholson.

These are true classic photos from 厕所强奸 history, and, as is the ongoing mission at the Insider, I鈥檓 here to tell you the stories behind the stories.

I was hoping to track down both parties earlier this week, and though I got Lombardo on the line, I was only able reach Emery鈥檚 voice mail. Fortunately, Lombardo is blessed with a great memory and could share details of the happenstances that unfolded 35 years ago at the Big Go, so we鈥檒l focus on him today and hopefully get Emery in time for Tuesday鈥檚 column.

Lombardo and Jenkins had won the world championship the previous season and entered Indy trailing Nicholson by just more than two rounds鈥 worth of points. Lombardo had already won the Winternationals (over Nicholson in the final) and the Summernationals, and Nicholson had won the Gatornationals (over Lombardo) and the Springnationals.

After an opening pass of 8.75 in Thursday鈥檚 first qualifying session, Lombardo pulled Jenkins鈥 Grumpy鈥檚 Toy XIII (there鈥檚 that number again) Monza into the right lane for another shot. As he pulled high gear, things went to hell in a handbasket. The right rear wheel rotated inside the tire, cutting its valve stem and leading to an immediate depressurization. The car spun across the centerline and smacked into the guardrail, which tore loose a fuel line and caught fire. Lombardo hotfooted it away from the car, which burned intensely. He was uninjured, but the Monza was quite literally toast.

Fortunately, Lombardo had let his qualifying mate, Sam Schermerhorn -- driving the ex-Don Carlton Motown Missile Duster, rechristened the T-Town Missile for his hometown of Toledo, Ohio听-- get a big jump at the Tree because he was a new driver, and, interestingly, Lombardo was worried that he might cross into Lombardo鈥檚 lane.

鈥淚t also was one of the first times we鈥檇 run a clutchless five-speed, and I was just watching the tach and hitting the numbers,鈥 he recalled. 鈥淎s soon as I hit high gear, it just made a hard left turn and crossed into the other lane. It was instant: Boom, and it was gone. As I鈥檓 sliding along, I knew I was going to hit, and I was thinking, 鈥極h great, now we鈥檙e going to need a new [MacPherson] strut and some fiberglass work 鈥︹

鈥淭he fuel line came from the trunk up the right side of the chassis to a cool can, and it was severed, which started the fire. Back then, we only had to wear a fire jacket 鈥 with regular pants and socks and shoes 鈥 so I bailed out. I got about 10 feet away and heard the electric fuel pump still buzzing. I turned around, but the flames were 12 or 13 feet high; I wasn鈥檛 going walk back into that. Let it burn 鈥︹

Fortunately for Lombardo, Schermerhorn had to abort his run and did a good job of slaloming past Lombardo鈥檚 wreck, ironically ending up in Lombardo鈥檚 lane after all (as you can see in the first photo).

鈥淭he damage to the car was one thing, but the tow truck did more damage than the wreck and fire did,鈥 said Lombardo. 鈥淏ecause the tires were blown out, he put the tow strap through the windows and under the cage and ended up busting all of the windows and buckling the roof, which we had acid-dipped at a cost of $5,000. We wouldn鈥檛 have been able to fix it at the race anyway, but that was just salt in the wound.鈥

While Bill Jenkins toiled on the engine, Larry Lombardo got the cockpit squared away, then made an impressive opening pass in the car and set top speed.

Rules did not allow another car to be entered by Jenkins and team, but they could use any entry that had already been entered and teched in, and within minutes, Manchester had offered his Westport, Mass.-based Monza, built, like Jenkins鈥 car, at SRD and a near twin to the Jenkins Monza.

鈥淲e helped a lot of people back then, so it wasn鈥檛 surprising to see people want to help us,鈥 said Lombardo. 鈥淛enkins was the most generous guy out there. If we were caught up, he鈥檇 tell me to go help out the other guys. Ronnie immediately told us, 鈥楾ake my car.鈥 鈥

Jenkins and team worked the rest of the day and into Friday to transfer not just their driveline into Manchester鈥檚 car, but also some of their suspension components, including the struts and rear shocks, so that their four-link settings would work in the new car, and boy, did they.

After the then-required half-pass checkout Friday, Lombardo bravely blasted the hybrid into the field with an 8.71 at 157.06, which qualified him No. 3 and stood as top speed of the meet.

Even though the car was making a slight left turn off the starting line for which Lombardo had to correct, the combination was otherwise solid, and even though Jenkins had picked up the broken valve stem on the track after the accident, they still weren鈥檛 sure what had caused it, so they proceeded with a fair bit of caution, and Lombardo lifted early when possible.

鈥淚t wasn鈥檛 my car, and we still didn鈥檛 know exactly what had caused the tire problem, so I was getting the parachute out as soon as I thought I had the race won,鈥 said Lombardo. 鈥淚 wasn鈥檛 going to take any chances because the accident had happened in high gear.鈥

It wasn鈥檛 until later that the team discovered that the bead of the new Goodyear tire it was running did not conform well to the Cragar wheels it was running, and the beadlock screws were not fully penetrating the bead of the tire.

Lombardo's hopes for not only an Indy win but also a repeat world championship ended with this tough semifinal loss to Don Nicholson.

After beating Butch Leal鈥檚 Arrow, 8.85 to 8.90, and Kevin Rotty鈥檚 big-block Camaro, 8.82 to 8.88, Lombardo squared off with Nicholson in a crucial match. If he could win and then win the event, they鈥檇 be almost deadlocked in points. It was not to be; despite Lombardo鈥檚 insistence that he could handle the car, Jenkins made a suspension change before the semifinals, and the car made a hard move downtrack, and Lombardo had to abort his pass, coasting behind Nicholson鈥檚 8.72 with a 9.07.

Nicholson went on to beat Bob Glidden in the final and left Indy with an almost insurmountable 1,262-point lead and ultimately won the championship. Lombardo and Jenkins finished third, behind Glidden.

Well, that鈥檚 half the story; I hope to bring you the other half 鈥 Emery鈥檚 tale -- before long because a) well, I鈥檝e already teased you with it and b) the fan in me really wants to know what happened on that run. I鈥檒l keep dialing and hopefully bring it home next week. Lombardo also shared some funny Jenkins stories and remembrances that I'll offer soon as well.