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Play it again, Sam

07 Aug 2012
Phil Burgess, 厕所强奸 National Dragster Editor
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Sam Schermerhorn today, with girlfriend Paula and their pal, Budda

I have a pretty good grasp of drag racing鈥檚 history and even of some of the more obscure names from its past, but I鈥檒l admit that until last Wednesday, as I was writing about Larry Lombardo鈥檚 crash at the 1977 U.S. Nationals, I had never heard of Sam Schermerhorn, and I鈥檓 guessing that 99 percent of you hadn鈥檛 either until you read on Friday that he was the guy in the other lane when Bill Jenkins鈥 Monza slid out from beneath Lombardo and crashed and caught fire during qualifying.

Lombardo couldn鈥檛 remember Schermerhorn鈥檚 name, only the car, and he鈥檚 only visible in one frame from that famous photo sequence, so it took a little detective work to pull the unusual name out of the air, but I鈥檓 glad that I did because, lo and behold, out of equally thin air came an email from Schermerhorn, thanking me for acknowledging him in the article. The power of the blog at its finest.

I had no idea if Schermerhorn was still alive or even still followed the sport, let alone that he was a reader of this column, but now he has gone from a name you never knew to a name you鈥檒l never forget, a story behind the story, which is what we do best here.

Schermerhorn believes this photo was taken on the fateful run in Indy.

Schermerhorn confirmed Lombardo鈥檚 story that he had let Schermerhorn leave first in their qualifying pair, which, in retrospect, may have prevented a nasty Kenny Koretsky-Bruce Allen-like midtrack collision.

鈥淚 did talk to听Larry before that run, and he did say they were testing a new set of tires and he was not going to cut a good light,鈥 remembered Schermerhorn. 鈥淎s it turned out, I broke a rod just before 3rd gear. As I was moving out of the groove, I saw him go by, then his car just made a hard left, and I鈥檓 thinking, 鈥楧on鈥檛 hit 鈥淕rump鈥檚鈥 car,鈥 so I went into the right lane. Larry鈥檚 first hit was with the right front, which spun it around, and that's when the rear hit and it caught fire. I had a small extinguisher onboard, but when I saw Larry get out, I figured he was OK; he actually can run pretty fast. I think he beat me to the turnoff! That was the only time I was glad I blew the motor.鈥

Prior to buying the Motown Missile Pro Stocker, Schermerhorn had raced an A/Altered with another Insider reader, John Hoyt, who currently owns the El Toro fuel altered. They had a Barracuda that they took to the Troy, Mich., shop of Pro Stock racer Mike Fons to get it backhalved; Fons had the Missile sitting in the corner of his shop, and they left with it instead. Schermerhorn licensed at the Indy points meet. His stay in Pro Stock was short-lived 鈥 only two seasons and just two 厕所强奸 national events 鈥 and although he did not qualify at that 1977 Indy race, he had made the field of the Springnationals a few months earlier, qualifying No. 16 with a 9.010 and losing in round one to Bob Ingles, 9.00 to 9.19. (Among the nonqualifiers at that event were world champ Richard Tharp and Division 7 champ James Warren in Top Fuel; "Jungle Jim"听Liberman, in one of his last national event appearances before his death, and Ed McCulloch in Funny Car; and future Top Alcohol听Funny Car world champ Bob Gottschalk in Pro Stock.)

Schermerhorn's best Pro Stock outing was at the IHRA Northern Nationals, where he beat Wayne Gapp in the first round and went to the semifinals.

鈥淲e stopped in late 鈥78 because my partner and I听had different ideas on how to run the class, so we split up,鈥 said Schermerhorn, who owns an auto-repair shop in Toledo, Ohio, where he is restoring one of the El Toro AA/FAs. 鈥淭hings like [Indy 1977] are hard听to forget, but it also showed me how drag racers help each other. We took our car to C.J. Rayburn鈥檚 shop, and he and Walt Maynard let us use his machine shop to build a new motor. 鈥楪rump鈥 even came by our pit to see how we were doing.鈥

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Larry Lombardo, 1977
Larry Lombardo, 2012

That Jenkins would take an interest in Schermerhorn鈥檚 progress spoke volumes about the kind of guy that 鈥渢he Grump鈥 was, sentiments echoed by Lombardo in our conversation last weekend.

鈥淚f you had half a noodle, he鈥檇 help you out,鈥 said Lombardo. 鈥淚f you were an idiot, he wouldn鈥檛.鈥

Lombardo, who drove for Jenkins from 1972 through 1979, has been attending a lot of Jenkins tribute events this year following Jenkins鈥 passing in late March and sharing great stories of their times together, and he believes he鈥檚 uniquely qualified.

鈥淭here are only two people who know the real Bill Jenkins: me and Linda Vaughn,鈥 he asserted. 鈥淧eople don鈥檛 really know Jenkins. He wasn鈥檛 'the Grump.' He was probably one of the funniest guys out there. I spent seven years, 365 days a year, out there with him. I could tell funny stories all day about Bill. Of course, there are some I couldn鈥檛 tell, too. But he was hilarious.鈥

So I鈥檒l just share some of his great quotes, with no particular thread tying them together other than a good belly laugh.

  • 鈥淲e were a father-son deal. He was always 鈥楤ill鈥 to me, and I was 鈥楲arry鈥 or 鈥楬ey.鈥 He never grumped at me. We got along great.鈥
  • 鈥淲e鈥檇 talk every now and then, a couple of times each year, but I鈥檇 always call him on his birthday, Dec. 22. We鈥檇 be small-talking, and I鈥檇 wish him happy birthday, and he鈥檇 say, 鈥榃ell, thank you,鈥 which blew my mind because I won six national events and a world championship for him, and the best I ever got was, 鈥楾hat鈥檒l do.鈥 That was the biggest compliment I ever got from him while we were racing.鈥

  • 鈥淚 crashed his Vega the first year I was driving for him, match racing Ronnie Sox at Sunshine [Dragstrip, in Florida]. It was like my fifth or sixth time in the car. I had told him, 鈥楬ey, Bill, there鈥檚 oil out there on the track at about 2nd gear,鈥 and he said, 鈥榌Grunt] It鈥檒l be OK.鈥 Well, he鈥檚 Bill Jenkins, and he says it鈥檚 going to be OK, so we leave, and I pull 2nd gear and had the front end up, but the left rear tire was right in that oil, so it made a left-hand turn, and bam, I totaled that car and a good chunk of the guardrail. On the same run, Ronnie locked up his brakes at the top end and slid backward into a telephone pole and hurt his back.

    鈥淚 didn鈥檛 get to drive again until 1974; finally, I told Bill he had hired me as a driver not a crewman, and either he was going to let me drive or I was going to leave. He said, 鈥極K, but you have to win. I don鈥檛 have to win, but you do.鈥 "

  • 鈥淎 lot of people don鈥檛 know this, but at some of those best-of-three match races, if Bill would lose the first round, he鈥檇 put me in the car for the second run. I was quite a bit lighter than him, maybe 100 pounds, which was about a tenth on the track. [Dick] Landy and some of those other big boys bitched and moaned, and because of me, they changed the rules that the cars were weighed with the driver.鈥

  • 鈥淏ill had a $50 Corvair with about $500 worth of tape holding it together. I said, 鈥楤ill, get a real car.鈥 He said, '[Grunt] Theft-proof.' I asked him what he meant. 鈥榃ho would steal it?鈥 he asks. 'I can take it to the airport and leave the keys in it. No one鈥檚 taking that son of a bitch.鈥 "

  • 鈥淎ny products we got 鈥 heads, manifolds, any part 鈥 he had to do something to it after he got it, then it was OK. He鈥檇 even tweak a comb after he got it. He had to put the Jenkins touch to it.鈥

  • 鈥淏ill always wanted me to help the other guys. We helped them all: Ronnie [Manchester], [Frank] Iaconio, Richie Zul. We even helped John Lingenfelter with some heads for his [Super Stock] Corvette, and he went like a second and a half under the national record at Indy. We were at a match race one time and all caught up, and he sent me over to help Bob Brandt work on Don Prudhomme鈥檚 car because they were running late. I didn鈥檛 know anything about a blown Funny Car, but that鈥檚 who Jenkins was.鈥

  • 鈥淛enkins had this concrete retaining wall built next to his shop, and he told [the guy building the wall] to follow the contour of the land, and he did. When the ground went down, so did the wall; when it went up, so did the wall. It looked like a roller coaster. Jenkins loved it because it was unique and because the guy did what he told him to. It became a conversation piece and a signature Jenkins thing.鈥

  • 鈥淲e always had to be late arriving at the races. I asked why we always were late and had to rush and get the ramps out and get the car ready. 鈥榌Grunt] They [the fans] have already seen everyone before we got here; now they鈥檙e all going to come over here.鈥 And he was right; people would flock around our pit 10 deep. If we all got there the same time, the Ford people would go to the Ford cars and the Chrysler people to the Chrysler cars, but when we showed up late, everyone came to us. The one thing he taught me was you had to have a reason for everything you do; you don鈥檛 just do something.鈥

  • In the course of my research about the 1977 Indy crash, I discovered that Jenkins himself had crashed the Monza鈥檚 twin, their match race car, July 17 at an event at Illinois鈥 Oswego Dragstrip called Beat the Grump, which offered the chance for three of the track鈥檚 local E.T. racers to face the legend. 鈥淚 was running at Budds Creek [Md.] that day and got a call at 11 o鈥檆lock that night telling me I had to go to Detroit because Bill had a match race scheduled there the next day. We left at 11:30 and drove straight there. We hadn鈥檛 been planning a trip, so we had to stop at a Kmart to get shaving gear and underwear.鈥 The match race car was fixed at SRD but was back home in Malvern, Pa.,听when Lombardo crashed the national event car.

    And finally, this gem:

  • 鈥淲e checked into a motel for a match race in Tennessee, and Bill wasn鈥檛 always too good with the ol鈥 heel-toe on the clutch and drifted back and smashed the hood of this Volkswagen Beetle all the way back to the windshield. He gets out of the truck and comes back about five minutes later and asks, 鈥榃here are the pictures [handout photos]?鈥 I told him they were in the sleeper. He takes one, goes back to the guy, then comes back a few minutes later. 鈥楬mrrph 鈥 all he wanted was an autographed picture.鈥 This guy was so proud and happy that Bill Jenkins had totaled out his car that all he wanted was an autograph. Bill not only autographed the picture but the car as well.鈥