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Teen Terrors of the '70s: Bobby Hilton

28 Aug 2015
Phil Burgess, 厕所强奸 National Dragster Editor
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A lot of kids are born into racing families and follow their fathers into the sport, but few can claim the quick start that launched Bobby Hilton into his career as a teenage Top Fuel driver in the early 1970s.

His dad, John, drove Top Gassers when Bobby was just a tyke growing up in Cincinnati, and when Dad graduated into a Chevy-powered Top Fueler in the late 1960s, Bobby was always there, wrench and dreams in hand.

鈥淔rom the time I was 10 years old, racing was all I knew and all I wanted to do,鈥 he remembers. 鈥淚 didn鈥檛 play baseball or fool with bicycles like other kids my age; I just wanted to work on cars and go drag racing. I remember being at Indy with my dad when they still had roller starters in the pits. My dad would prop me up in the car with a pillow behind my back so that I could start the race car. By the time I was 15, I was bugging the hell out of him to let me drive the car; I wouldn鈥檛 leave him alone.

鈥淲e ran a lot of IHRA and UDRA stuff, but we鈥檇 make it to Columbus and Indy,鈥 he added. 鈥淪eems like a lot of guys around here were fooling around with the Chevys 鈥 [Jim] Bucher was from right there in Cincinnati, Powell & Burnett from South Carolina 鈥 because that was the affordable thing to do. It was all iron-motor stuff: truck blocks with stock cranks, steel heads, and stock oil pans. You could put one together for a fraction of the cost of other engines, and they ran well.鈥

By the time he was 16, Hilton probably knew more about racing than most kids could ever hope to. Clayton Harris had taken the ambitious youngster, then just 13, under his wing and on tour with his Top Fuel team for three seasons in the early 1970s 鈥 during the heyday of the national-record-setting Jack McKay New Dimension car -- and showed him the ropes and a taste of winning, just as Steve Carbone had done with Jeb Allen before he started driving.

He quickly became accepted by the nitro fraternity as a kid brother. California racers like Allen, Gary Ritter, Don Durbin, and Frank Bradley all stayed at the Hilton family home in Cincinnati during their Midwest match race forays.

The first race car that Hilton ever drove down the quarter-mile was his dad鈥檚 Top Fueler, which by then was sporting a Rodeck powerplant. He was 16 and didn鈥檛 yet even have his street driver鈥檚 license, but they got officials to look the other way at a late 1973 IHRA race in Miami so that he could get his competition license.

鈥淭hey were clutch cars back then; you had to clean the engine out, bring the motor up and drag it into the beams, then sidestep the clutch and go,鈥 he said. 鈥淚 fell into it pretty good; it took me several runs to get it down the track, but we went pretty quick.

鈥淚鈥檇 read about guys like Jeb Allen and John Stewart, but they were all West Coast guys, and Billy Meyer was from Texas. I was pretty much the only teenager driving a fuel car from around here. We were doing real well locally because a lot of the tracks wanted to book us because of my age.鈥

And yet, even while he was learning the racing ropes, his other education 鈥 the one most kids are focused on 鈥 never got neglected, thanks to his parents, who insisted that he graduate from high school, which meant long Sunday-night drives back to Cincinnati regardless of where the weekend鈥檚 racing had been.

鈥淕etting me to school was my mom鈥檚 mission in life,鈥 he recalled with a laugh. 鈥淕raduating from high school was her goal, race cars be damned. She鈥檇 deliver me 鈥 I was going to a vocational school 鈥 and I鈥檇 hang out as long as I could, then go right back to racing. I used to hate Sunday nights because everyone else was heading to the next drag race, and I had to go home.鈥

Young Bobby Hilton, sporting dual casts,听made the local paper after his crash.

And while all of his high school peers were strutting their stuff on the streets with big-block Chevelles or what have you, thinking they were badasses, Hilton never let on about his ride. 鈥淚 just giggled to myself whenever they started bragging about their cars,鈥 he recalled. 鈥淚 wasn鈥檛 into hot rods like the other kids; I was into race cars!鈥

The good times ended abruptly in August 1974, at Rockingham Dragway in North Carolina. A valve hung open in the engine, which grenaded the blower and cut a rear tire at more than 230 mph. The cost was devastating to the team: one destroyed race car and, in those days before arm restraints, two broken arms for young Bobby.

鈥淚t was really my dad鈥檚 worst nightmare,鈥 he remembers. 鈥淏illy Stebbins had built us a great race car, and the cage held up great 鈥 it was all that was really left of the car -- but my arms got outside of the cockpit and got beat up pretty bad.鈥

Hilton spent weeks in the hospital in Rockingham undergoing multiple operations and nine months in matching casts, the healing slowed because, unfazed by it all, he couldn鈥檛 wait to get back to racing, helping put together a replacement car from Don Long. 鈥淚 really put my parents through hell,鈥 he said.

But even before they could get the new car on the track, Alan Starr, owner of the popular North Carolina-based Starrliner Top Fueler, at the suggestion of Harris, called John and Peggy Hilton to ask if their son could drive his race car. By the time that Hilton was ready for action, it was already 1977, and he was no longer a teenager, but his best years still lay ahead.

鈥淲e were kids, and we were racing every weekend,鈥 he marveled. 鈥淚t鈥檚 nothing like it is today. It was a duallie, one spare motor, and a CB radio. You made your phone calls at the end of the day from a phone booth.

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鈥淎lan Starr was just the greatest guy,鈥 he recalls fondly. 鈥淛ust a good ol鈥 Southern Top Fuel racer; 鈥楧rive it like you stole it; don鈥檛 worry about it, man.鈥 It was really cool. We鈥檇 run match races at tracks that I couldn鈥檛 pronounce and had no idea where they were, just alongside a mountain somewhere. The first time I drove his car was at a match race against Clayton Harris, in the dark, in Gulfport, Miss. 鈥楯ust go out there and drive it, man,鈥 he told me. I learned a lot pretty quick.鈥

Even John Force will tell you that learning how to drive on crappy racetracks teaches you more than any other experience, and he also had time to get behind the wheel of other cars, including the Golddigger of Bill Thornberry and Tom Seigle, the Hot Tuna of Tommy Olds, and even his dad鈥檚 car in 1978.

And it was in his dad鈥檚 car, during a great month at the Winter Series events in Florida in late 1978 where they set low e.t. at every event, that his life would change, because it鈥檚 there that his skills got the attention of veteran Top Fuel owners Jim and Alison Lee.

鈥淏y that time, I had learned a lot about fuel systems and how to make the cars run, and we just hauled ass with this car that didn鈥檛 even have any lettering on it. Along the way, I ended up beating Jim and Alison鈥檚 car two or three times.鈥

It just so happened that the Lees鈥 driver, Dale Thierer, was getting married and looking to park his career for a time, so they offered the saddle to Hilton.

Hilton, right, with Jim and Alison Lee
Their unique wedge-shaped dragster carried them to a number of victories, including a pair of IHRA听national event wins.
Hilton married the Lees' daughter, Diane, in September 1982.
(Above) Hilton drove the Custom Body Enterprises Dodge Omni Funny Car in the 1981 and 1982 seasons and later drove Ronnie Capps' Top Fueler (below) in Australia, his final ride in a fuel car.

鈥淚t was definitely a fork in the road for me, and I know I took the right one,鈥 said Hilton, who moved into a room on the Lees鈥 farm in The Plains, Va., and fell in love with 鈥 and, a few years later, married -- the Lees鈥 daughter, Diane. (Yes, that鈥檚 right; he married the proverbial farmer鈥檚 daughter.)

The Lees, who had always had their cars built by Stebbins or Long, instead commissioned Lestor Guillory to build them a trick car, complete with side pods and outward and upward tilted body panels that made it wedge-like in design.

鈥淭hat car was eons ahead of its time,鈥 he said. 鈥淚鈥檓 not sure why they did that because they usually were pretty conservative with their race cars. It ran well, but it was too heavy, and the side pods had to come off between every run so we could work on the car, so eventually we took them off."

The team had a great two-year run, winning the 1979 厕所强奸 Division 2 Top Fuel crown and divisional events in Gainesville and Reading, scoring breakthrough victories at the 1979 IHRA Pro Am Nationals and 1980 Winston Spring Finals, and runner-upping at the 1979 Dixie Nationals.

鈥淚t鈥檚 funny because Jim and Alison liked to drive home from the races Sunday night, and I was already used to that kind of schedule,鈥 he said. 鈥淛im had to be home to mow the grass and feed the cows, so Alison and I would work on the car together."

Much to his disappointment, the Lees let Hilton go during the winter prior to the 1981 season. 鈥樷橧 felt like we were right on the verge of winning an 厕所强奸 national event, but they told me they wanted to go in a different direction with a new driver,鈥 he recalled. They replaced him with Butch Osmon, who carried them to their first (and only) 厕所强奸 national event final later that year at the Springnationals.

鈥淭hings were changing quickly on the technology side 鈥 high-volume fuel systems and Crowerglide clutches and all that -- and Jim just wasn鈥檛 grasping it. I was hanging out with the Funny Car guys like Ronnie Swearingen and Billy Meyer, and they were teaching me about how to run the cars. [Jim] Duffy from Billy鈥檚 team came over and put one of those high-volume systems on our car, and it really hauled the freight, but Jimmy took it back off after a few runs. Jim was still stuck on the old rev 鈥榚m up as high as you can and let off the clutch. He wanted it lean and mean.鈥

And certainly, Hilton owns his part in the rift.

鈥淚 was still just a wild-ass kid, and Jimmy was a very conservative guy: 鈥楾hat jack stand goes in that spot; that鈥檚 where it鈥檚 been going for 10 years, and that鈥檚 where I want it.鈥 And I was all about change and having a good time and partying a little bit. I don鈥檛 think that he liked that,鈥 he said. 鈥淚f I have any regret about those days, it鈥檚 that I wish I would have been a little more mature. I passed up a lot of opportunities because I was hardheaded. Anyway, they left for Gainesville [in 1981], and I came over with my 鈥66 Olds convertible and a U-Haul trailer and dragged my stuff 鈥 and Diane 鈥 back to Cincinnati. Jim didn鈥檛 talk to me for two years.鈥

Bobby and Diane married the following September and are still together and the parents of a new generation of racer in their son, Tyler, who鈥檚 competing on the nostalgia circuit. Any rift with Jim healed a long time ago, and Alison, as she always was, is the spark plug of the new operation. (More on that later.)

After losing his ride with the Lees, Hilton was convinced that he could make it on his own 鈥 鈥淏ecause I was so damned smart and everyone else was so dumb,鈥 he says, in self-mocking retrospect -- and teamed up later in 1981 to run the Hot Tuna Top Fueler, with help on the side from one of his young peers, Allen, whom he had met while still wrenching for Harris and grew closer to in the years when Allen raced on the IHRA circuit. The car ran well, but the cost of racing was escalating so quickly that they couldn鈥檛 keep up.

鈥淛eb was a great friend to me 鈥 he鈥檇 do anything for you, give you any part in his trailer -- and we did a lot together; he kept me racing,鈥 said Hilton. 鈥淕ary Burgin had helped get me a job driving the Custom Body Funny Car for a year with Ronnie tuning it. It was one of the coolest things I ever did in my life, but, again, my head got in the way, and I left to go race with Jeb and [wife] Cindy. It was cool because they had a baby and baby carriages and cats in the truck, and we just got in the truck and went on tour. We had a big time. We dragged that whole truck and trailer all the way through Yellowstone Park on the way to Brainerd from Seattle. I can remember going to Epping with them and eating lobster and hanging out on the beach. Those are the kind of days we had. 鈥

Hilton鈥檚 last driving job came in a six-week tour of Australia wheeling a Top Fueler for Ronnie Capps in the winter of 1982, just months after he and Diane were married. He returned Stateside, worked on some cars at the Winternationals, then went home. He didn鈥檛 stay there long. Allen had stopping driving after the 1982 season, but the two pals got a job together building a Tempo-bodied Funny Car for Bill 鈥淐apt. Crazy鈥 Dunlap and his driver, Gary Southern, for the 1984 season.

鈥淚t was the most insane thing I鈥檝e ever been involved with,鈥 he said, still a bit in awe. 鈥淗e had like seven engines for that thing, race cars, tractor trailers, everything. Jeb and I just stood there looking at it all, going 鈥榃ow 鈥︹ We were used to having one motor and maybe a spare short block. He had a second car, and Jeb tried to talk Dunlap into letting me drive it 鈥 he offered instead to let me drive his drag boat, which I didn鈥檛 want any part of. We tried like hell to make it all work, but that deal didn鈥檛 last all that long, and one day, I just got on an airplane and went home. We were toast -- burned toast -- just worn out from years of racing, and being around the whole Dunlap deal really spelled out the future of racing: You had to have a pile of parts to do it anymore, and I didn鈥檛 have that.鈥

Although at age 27 he was done with driving high-horsepower cars, he wasn鈥檛 done with racing or horses. Surprisingly, he found himself charged with building a world-class steeplechase horse-racing track in The Plains for a friend of the Lees'. 鈥淚 didn鈥檛 know anything about how to do it, but he told me we鈥檇 learn along the way,鈥 he remembers, 鈥渁nd every bit of that drag racing experience and being around adults and growing up so fast all paid off.鈥 The track, Great Meadow, is still in business, and Hilton is its superintendent.

The Lees flanked Tyler and Bobby Hilton as they entered the next part of their shared racing story, with Tyler, 25, driving the Great Expectations III nostalgia dragster.

Tyler, born in 1990, also developed a love for mechanical things, and his love of conventional hot rods convinced his dad to found a shop, Hilton鈥檚 Hot Rods, which has won numerous awards for its creations, including last year鈥檚 Goodguys Hot Rod of the Year award (Tony Lombardi鈥檚 supercharged '30 Model A Ford), and recently was featured in The Rodder鈥檚 Journal. They also have a good following on Instagram (@hiltonhotrods).

Tyler also decided he鈥檇 like to try drag racing and attended Frank Hawley's Drag Racing School last November 鈥 Hilton had match raced a lot against Hawley and the Chi-Town Hustler while driving the Custom Body car 鈥 and earned his Advanced E.T. license. Hilton had J. Ed Horton build them a front-engine dragster to run in NDRL鈥檚 7.0 Pro class. Grandma Alison is heavily involved in the car, which carries the paint scheme made famous on the Lees鈥 Great Expectations dragsters and carries the name Great Expectations III.

Like his dad's, Tyler鈥檚 first car was powered by a nitro-burning Chevy engine, and, like his dad, he was a fast learner. 鈥淗e was a natural,鈥 said the proud father. 鈥淗is first full pass was a 6.85. I can just look at him and know he knows how to drive a race car. I want to get him some seat time in a blown nitro car before we look at moving up to Top Fuel and running the [厕所强奸 Hot Rod] Heritage [Racing] Series. We鈥檒l be making some runs next week at Epping [at the New England Hot Rod Reunion presented by AAA Insurance] to finish his license.

鈥淚鈥檓 just so happy to still be involved in the sport 鈥 I never thought I would be 鈥 and to do it with Alison and my son. It鈥檚 very cool. Diane said the other day, 鈥榃e lived our whole lives before we were 20 years old; we grew up too quick,鈥 so it鈥檚 good to do this again. They say it all comes full circle. My dad was watching me and worrying about me driving his car, and surely, seeing Tyler drive worries me to death sometimes, but it鈥檚 working out real well. It鈥檚 going to be awesome the next couple of years.鈥

Next week:听John Stewart