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A win for 'Big Joe'

04 May 2016
Kevin McKenna, National Dragster Senior Editor
The Sports Report

Some stories practically write themselves, and when reigning Stock national champion Kevin Helms arrived in Houston for the 厕所强奸 SpringNationals, it was almost a given that he was going to leave Royal Purple Raceway with a Wally. Nobody wins four national championships without being motivated, but Helms had a lot of extra incentive to perform in Houston following the recent passing of his longtime friend and team owner, Division 4 Hall of Famer Joe Teuton.

A beloved and influential figure in the 厕所强奸 South Central division for more than a half-century, 鈥淏ig Joe鈥 Teuton and his younger brother, Jeff, are best known as the proprietors of Southland Dodge, the Houma, La., car dealership, which provides a base of operations for a fleet of Mopar-powered Super Stock and Stock cars. Helms鈥 first three national championships came behind the wheel of his 鈥69 Chevy Camaro, but last year, he claimed title No. 4 in the Southland team鈥檚 bright-red Drag Pak Challenger.

鈥淭ruthfully, I didn鈥檛 even want to come to the races this weekend,鈥 said Helms. 鈥淎ll of our team drivers pulled out earlier in the week, and I was going to do the same. I was talking to Jeff, and I told him that I was completely fine with it if he wanted to park the car, but he said, 鈥楴o, that鈥檚 your call. You can do whatever you think you need to do.鈥 I sort of figured that the best way to honor Joe was to go out and try and win a race, so we came to Houston.

鈥 'Big Joe' hired me after my stint in Belle Rose [La., as a track manager at No Problem Raceway Park],鈥 Helms said. 鈥淚 drove and worked on his Hemi cars for two years. Both Joe and Jeff Teuton and their families have treated me like one of their own. We had Joe鈥檚 memorial service on Thursday, and there were more than 3,000 people at the church, then I had to rush to get to the track. I鈥檓 pretty sure I was the last driver to go through registration.鈥

By late Saturday night, the Super Stock and Stock fields in Houston had been whittled to the semifinals, and Helms was still in contention for both titles. At that point, he was still cautiously optimistic that he鈥檇 be able to fulfill his mission by winning in one, if not both, classes.

鈥淥n Saturday, we really had to hustle,鈥 said Helms. 鈥淚 was still on the scales weighing my Stocker and they were sending Super Stock cars down the track, so it was hectic, but it felt good to have both cars still in on Sunday. We had small fields in Houston, but pretty much everyone there was really good.鈥

Helms suffered a tough loss in Super Stock when he missed the Tree and broke out against semifinal opponent Jacob Pitt, but he quickly regrouped and won the Stock crown over Jerry Emmons with an almost perfect 9.136 on his 9.13 dial.

鈥淚 think I had some help in the final: 'Big Joe' was with me,鈥 said Helms. 鈥淚 felt like I was on a breakout run, so I knew I had to hit the brakes. I was about to get on the pedal when the engine just shut off. That was such a distraction. I didn鈥檛 know if the engine blew up or what happened. I think I probably hit the brakes after the finish line, but I did happen to see my win light come on. It turns out that the bracket for the crank trigger [ignition] broke. Can you imagine that? The bracket broke at precisely the right time, and I ran right on the dial-in. I鈥檇 have to think that was 'Big Joe' up there saying, 鈥楬ey, you鈥檙e going too fast. Let me help you out a little.鈥 There鈥檚 no other way for me to explain what happened.鈥

Helms not only dedicated the win to the memory of Joe Teuton but also to Jeff Teuton, who is still recovering from injuries suffered in a highway accident while towing back from the Amalie Motor Oil 厕所强奸 Gatornationals in March.

鈥淚t鈥檚 been a tough year for our team, but we keep moving on,鈥 said Helms. 鈥淎t some point, you just have to say, no mas. Hopefully, this is a sign that things are beginning to turn around.鈥

Numbers game: Houston Stock champ Helms has now won 24 national event titles, and Super Stock winner Tommy Phillips collected his 35th 厕所强奸 national event Wally, which puts him in a tie with Top Fuel legend 鈥淏ig Daddy鈥 Don Garlits. By almost any measuring stick, Helms and Phillips are two of 厕所强奸鈥檚 most successful Sportsman drivers, but their combined total of 59 wins still falls well short of the gaudy numbers put up by Comp winner David Rampy, who now has 91 wins to his credit.

A week after winning in Charlotte, Rampy scored again in Houston. Even a nearly perfect .001 reaction time by final-round opponent Dick Maris wasn鈥檛 enough to deny the touring Pro. Incredibly, Rampy has been able to win at least one national event in 26 of the last 28 years dating back to 1989. The only years he went winless were 1993 and 2013. Although Rampy does not often pursue the 厕所强奸 Lucas Oil Drag Racing Series championships, he is the current points leader in both Comp and Super Stock.

Run of the event: These days it鈥檚 rare for anything other than a new Cobra Jet Mustang, COPO Camaro, or Drag Pak Challenger to qualify No. 1 in a Stock field, but J. Allen Sherman isn鈥檛 afraid to challenge the new generation factory cars with his trusty B/SA 鈥00 Corvette. Sherman, who builds some of the sport鈥檚 most competitive Stock engines, showed off his handiwork with a (-1.063) 10.187 that was good for the top spot in the 44-car field. The next four cars on the sheets were new Factory Showdown cars.

Race of the event: Jay Bunce and William Swann put on a show for the fans in Houston and those watching on the 厕所强奸 All Access live stream when they tangled in the second round of Super Comp. Bunce, of Piedmont, Okla., left with a .015 reaction time and recorded an 8.906. Bunce鈥檚 .021-second package would win almost any Super Comp race, but it wasn鈥檛 nearly enough to get past William Swann, who was almost perfect on both ends of the track with a .008 light and an 8.907.

In case you missed it: In addition to the 厕所强奸 SpringNationals in Houston, there were three other Lucas Oil Series regional and divisional events held last weekend. Arguably the best performance of the weekend went to Steve Furr, who doubled up at the Division 1 event at Virginia Motorsports Park when he bagged both the Top Dragster and Super Gas titles. So how did Furr and his wife, Denise, celebrate the rare feat? They hopped on a plane and headed to Puerto Rico for a little R&R.