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How Frank Hawley came to drive the Chi-Town Hustler

Frank Hawley drove the Chi-Town Hustler Funny Car to two 厕所强奸 championships but how he got to drive the fabled machine is a tale of chance and fortitude. Even he didn't think he would get the job.
27 Jan 2017
Phil Burgess, 厕所强奸 National Dragster Editor
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Chi-Town 81
InsiderAlthough the new-look website prevents me from carrying over the familiar graphical banner and 鈥淭he stories behind the stories鈥 motto that headed this column for almost a decade, the motto and mantra still remains part of why I love this column.
The opportunity to get behind the headlines of drag racing history that we all know so well is intriguing and exciting to me, a guy for whom no bit of minutia is too small. How many times Don Garlits had lane choice in his life and went left? Yes, please. Shirley Muldowney鈥檚 helmet size? Tommy Ivo鈥檚 good-luck charm? I wanna know.
So, as I was interviewing Frank Hawley last week for my tribute to the late Chi-Town Hustler driver Pat Minick, it occurred to me that I鈥檇 never heard the story of how the young Canadian landed the ride and carried its iconic name to new heights of success. So I asked, and he was more than happy to share what really was a magical and unexpected journey.
Hawley 1977When Pete Williams left the Chi-Town cockpit after the 1979 season, the name 鈥淔rank Hawley鈥 was not even on the radar of Austin Coil and Minick as a replacement. And why should it have been? Although their paths may have crossed at a Midwest match race sometime in the 1970s while Hawley was honing his skills in Brian Noakes' BB/FC or his family-owned Pop Shoppe Vega or '23-T altered, the young driver from Ontario, Canada, was not exactly a household name. And, as his fortunes and opportunities had dried up back east, like a pioneer of old, Hawley had headed west in search of fame and drag racing fortune, or at least a ride in the land of nitro plenty.
鈥淚 was homeless and living in my truck in California,鈥 he admits. 鈥淚鈥檇 run out of money for the alcohol car and was looking for any kind of break. Simon Menzies, who I knew from racing alcohol cars, was the one who told me about the opening. Simon worked at Simpson and听tracked me down through my mom because no one had cell phones in those days, and Simon told me that Pete Williams had just quit and that I should put my name in to drive the car. My first thought was, 鈥楴o one鈥檚 going to hire this alcohol-driving kid from Canada to drive the Chi-Town Hustler.鈥 鈥
Just so happens that Menzies and I are good email pals from way back (didn鈥檛 hurt either that he sent me a case of wine from his , so, in the interest of fair reporting (and an even better story), I reached out to him for his side of the Hawley-gets-hired story.
Menzies 79Truth is, Coil and Minick had already offered the job to Menzies, who had just stepped out of the cockpit of Jim Jackson鈥檚 nitro burner, where he had achieved a degree of success and respect from his peers, but had already committed to Fred Crow at Simpson, had a new home, and a child on the way.
鈥淚 knew the Hustler ran a lot of dates and I wasn鈥檛 ready to hit the road again,鈥 Menzies told me earlier this week. 鈥淭hey asked听 if I could recommend anyone. I thought of Frank right away but I wanted to talk to him first. I met Frank while running BB/FC on the AHRA circuit in the Midwest. His operation reminded me of when I ran my own car before I partnered with Dale Armstrong and later with Jim Jackson: rarely more than one helper, marginal, worn-out equipment, sleeping in the truck, and depending on winnings to get to the next race. All that aside, when he managed to glue her together he ran real well. I had a lot of respect for his driving and mechanical ability. So we had a lot in common, two kids from small towns in Canada who became competitors and friends.
Menzies鈥淚 knew he had parked the Hawley Family car some months before because of lack of funding and wasn鈥檛 sure if he was getting ready to run again. At first he thought I was lying and then just plain crazy. 鈥榃hy would they want me, they don鈥檛 even know me?听 I鈥檝e never even driven a double-A car.鈥 I told him听 it was worth the try and I would make the call if he was serious about talking to them, and听also suggested he compile a list of everything he had done and create a racing r茅sum茅 so they would have something to look at if they were interested in him.
鈥淚 didn鈥檛 know the Chi-Town group well but ran against them a few times with Pete Williams driving. To be honest, I always wondered who recommended me. Endorsing someone for a flopper ride was pretty much a no-win situation; more often than not it didn鈥檛 work out and both parties ended up telling two or three hundred of your closest friends that you were an idiot and couldn鈥檛 be trusted. But I made the call and recommended Frank. Seemed to work out all right. I can鈥檛 take all the credit. As I recall they asked Fred Mandolini鈥檚 opinion of Frank after I recommended him and he must have agreed with me.鈥
Convinced that he had at least a slim chance of landing the coveted ride, Hawley put together a r茅sum茅 that he sent to Minick, and then called everyone he knew in Chicago and asked them to put in a good word for him.
Hawley鈥淚 didn鈥檛 think anything would every come of it,鈥 he admitted. 鈥淭hen I called home one night and my mom said, 鈥楢ustin Coil just called.鈥 I told her, 鈥楳om, I鈥檓 having a bad day. Don鈥檛 make stuff up.鈥 But he had called, so I called him and he asked me to come to Chicago to meet them and interview for the job. I told him, 鈥楲isten, I鈥檒l be honest. I鈥檓 sleeping in my truck and I haven鈥檛 got enough money to get there, but if you let me drive one weekend and pay me for a week鈥檚 work, I鈥檒l be there in two days.鈥 He agreed.
鈥淚 borrowed some gas money and drove to Chicago. It was winter, of course, and I had no place to sleep. Now, you can sleep in your truck in Southern California in the winter but not in Chicago, so I called my buddy [Alcohol Dragster racer] Al DaPozzo, who was like my best friend, and asked if I could stay at his house for a night. He said 鈥楽ure,鈥 and I ended up staying with him for three years."
(I doubt very much that the following anecdote is true, but thought I鈥檇 share it anyway, because it was probably said, at least in part in jest. According to an old Hawley bio I found in his file, when he went for his interview, a prime topic was his -- he says undeserved -- penchant for crashing cars. Coil and Minick told him they couldn鈥檛 afford to have their car crashed so, as a reminder to the young shoe, they鈥檇 cut the rollcage off and then soldered it back on. If you crash the car, they told him, the roll cage will come off and you will probably die. If, however, you crash the car and do not die, we will finish the job. Funny stuff. I can actually see Coil saying this.)
Hawley 81Anyway, Hawley is told to report for duty at the Chi-Town shop the next day, and worked on the car all week in anticipation of that weekend's two-of-three with Kenny Safford at U.S. 30 Dragway for the biggest audition of Hawley鈥檚 life. How do you fill the shoes of a legend with other legends watching intently? Well, surely you鈥檇 get some pointers, right? Nope.
听鈥淎ustin game me no instruction,鈥 said Hawley. 鈥淣othing. I鈥檇 never driven a nitro Funny Car in my life, but there was no, 鈥榃ell, this is how we warm the car up' or 'This is how long the burnout should be.' Nothing. He just said, 鈥榊ou鈥檙e the driver; drive the car.鈥 鈥
鈥淚 wanted to do a good 鈥楥hi-Town鈥 burnout but didn鈥檛 want to over-rev it. So I just winged it. I later explained to him that I thought I鈥檇 been a little up and down trying to find the right spot on the throttle and he said 鈥 in what is probably as good a compliment as you鈥檙e going to get from Austin Coil --听 鈥楽ome people never find the right spot; that was fine.鈥 I guess that meant I was doing OK.鈥
Hawley beat Safford three straight.
Frank Hawley"I didn鈥檛 even have a nitro Funny Car license," Hawley remembers. "I beat Kenny three straight and he signed my license. Somebody later asked him, 鈥楬ow could you sign his license? You were racing him,鈥 and he said, 鈥榃ell, he was in front of me the whole time so I saw him run.鈥 True story.

鈥淎nyway, after the race, we went to dinner and at the end of dinner, I still didn鈥檛 know if I had the job. I asked Austin, 鈥楽o, do you want me to show up for work tomorrow?鈥 He said, 鈥榊eah, you can drive another week鈥 and it just went on and on like that every week. The inside joke is that even after we鈥檇 won the world championship in 1982, he鈥檇 never truly hired me. It was like a week-to-week deal. After we won the championship, I finally asked him if I鈥檇 been hired, and he finally said yes.鈥
Hawley drove the Hustler up through 1984, winning seven events and, of course, two 厕所强奸 world championships.
So, let that be a lesson to you, kids (and adults). Dream big, take a chance. You never know what鈥檚 going to happen.