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26 Jan 2018
Phil Burgess, 厕所强奸 National Dragster Editor
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You have arrived at your destination.

Whew, thank goodness. With a sigh of relief and a final mouse-click earlier this week, I completed the long and arduous process of manually recreating all of the stories in dating back to the column鈥檚 launch more than 10 years ago.

As you may (or may not) remember, when 厕所强奸 launched the current version of 厕所强奸.com about this time a year ago, provisions were made only to bring over the last year鈥檚 worth of content. We had great plans to eventually migrate all content (about 20 years鈥 worth) but, like many great plans, they were just that: plans.

Because I鈥檝e poured my heart and soul into this column all these years, I couldn鈥檛 bear the thought of all that hard work, all those great memories, all those amazing photos, and all that history being lost, so rather than wait for a day that probably wasn鈥檛 going to come anytime soon, I began moving them over manually. I documented some of the 鈥渇un鈥 of this endeavor in 听followed by听 and now my work is complete.

The 2011 columns were the last to be completed 鈥 after completing 2015-2012 I realized what an idiot I was because working backwards didn鈥檛 allow me to put in the correct links to earlier, not-yet-transferred articles, so I then switched to 2007 and worked my way back to 2011 鈥 and I have to tell you it鈥檚 been an amazing journey. In all, there are more than 600 columns and, I鈥檒l be honest, about 10 percent of them I don鈥檛 even remember writing.

I knew I鈥檇 covered a lot of topics over the years but I didn鈥檛 realize how many until I began combing through them all, and, serendipitously enough, 2011 and 2010 were packed with great stuff and I鈥檓 thrilled to have them all accessible again. I鈥檓 even enjoying re-reading them.

kalitta1.jpg was memorable for a very long thread about wedge Top Fuelers that started with that crashed at the 1971 U.S. Nationals and before long we were talking about all of other wedges (Don Prudhomme, Chris Karamesines, Leland Kolb, Kenney Goodell, and others), and then wild pieces like , the Lisa & Rossi wedge, the Dunn & Kruse Funny Car/streamliner, the Piranha and much more. It spanned 13 columns over several months before we were done.

Incredibly, within a few weeks, we embarked on another double-digit-column thread, this time on the great old ramp trucks that hauled Funny Cars across the country in the late 1960s and early 1970s before enclosed fifth-wheel trailers became the thing.

tharptruck.jpgIn all, we probably came up with more than 100 ramp truck photos and a number of different related topics like , re-creations and restorations and more.

Other memorable columns from 2010 were my piece on , the first mass producer of fiberglass Funny Car bodies and a piece from Jon Asher on the story behind the famed Warren & Coburn 鈥溾; multiple pieces on injected Funny Cars; and much more.

snakeblack2.jpgThe collection included an intriguing series of columns about the fate of Don Prudhomme鈥檚 original Hot Wheels Cuda Funny Car and the story behind the ; a tasty series of columns about dragstrip food, from to Amarillo鈥檚 eat-it-in-an-hour-and-it鈥檚-free 72-ounce steak from the in Amarillo and much more. There鈥檚 also a detailed, three-part 鈥渟potter鈥檚 guide鈥 to the cars of Don Garlits that will make you an instant 鈥淪wamp Rat鈥 expert, plus lots more about 鈥淏ig Daddy鈥 in the form of your stories and photos.听

Towards the end of the year I did a fun couple of columns on 鈥,鈥 patched up bodies in the wake of some ontrack malady that dovetailed into a looked at and, before you knew it, we were back into a long thread, this time on rear-engined Funny Cars, where we took a look at the cars of (still the only rear-engined national event winner), machine, and the story behind the , a rear-engined, chain-driven Mustang built by Jack Chrisman that ended up being the first Funny Car that John Force drove (and the subject of a lot of ).

office3.jpgOther fun reads include a piece with Kenny Youngblood on the inspiration for his well-known illustration; the passing of West Coast Top Fuel legend ; , and a lot more.

I鈥檓 pretty sure that it鈥檚 as complete and correct as it can be at this point (big tip o鈥 the hat to Robert Neilson for finding a bunch of busted links) and I hope you鈥檒l enjoy revisiting some articles you, too, may have forgotten about or, if you鈥檙e new to this column, stuff you didn鈥檛 know existed.

I鈥檒l always have a link at the end of each column that points to the archive for your browsing ease. It鈥檚 searchable using the built-in page search for any browser or mobile device.听

Thanks for the outpouring of suggestions for future Insider columns after last week鈥檚 pouty rant about people dying. I mentioned it kind of tongue in cheek and got a lot of 鈥渢hanks for what you do for those guys鈥 support, which I really appreciate, knowing that it may be one of the lst times that anyone does a tribute of any significance. It鈥檚 always great to hear from families -- especially the kids 鈥 of the people I eulogize, who are always thankful that their loved ones not only are remembered but still appreciated.

That being said, I did get a number of great suggestions that I鈥檒l get to this year (with due credit given for the idea), in addition to topics of my own choosing.

I feel like together we鈥檙e creating this great history book of our sport that people can enjoy for years to come. Thanks for all your help in doing that.

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D. Gantt, right, with Fred Miller, in the winner's circle, where they spent a lot of time together with the Blue Max.

Unfortunately, it wouldn鈥檛 be a week in our lives without having to report another couple of losses. D. Gantt, who was part of the all-star crew for Raymond Beadle鈥檚 Blue Max in the late 1970s and early 1980s, passed away last Friday after a long battle with cancer. He was 72. Gantt, whose full name was Dwayne, also worked with the likes of Trojan Horse Funny Car driver Larry Fullerton, wheelstander great Bob Riggle, Fuel Altered icon "Wild" Willie Borsch, Fred Goeske, the great "TV" Tommy Ivo, Kenny Bernstein and Connie Kalitta. He joined guys like Dale Emery and 鈥淲aterbed Fred鈥 Miller to form the nucleus of the great Blue Max squad and later went to work on Beadle鈥檚 Rusty Wallace-driven NASCAR team and their Sammy Swindell-wheeled World of Outlaws car to assist with the cylinder-head program.

鈥淭hat was just such a good team,鈥 Miller told me yesterday. 鈥淲e all knew each other and worked together so well it was like no one ever needed to say anything, and Dale was the glue that held us all together. And, of course, Raymond was a great car owner who gave us everything we needed and let us do our thing without much interference. Those were special times.

鈥淒. was so much more than just a crewguy. He was incredibly well-read and he could do anything. He was a big part of the success of the Max.鈥

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Tim Marshall, left, with Steve Reyes

We also lost a longtime friend of mine and anyone else who鈥檚 hung out on the starting line, veteran photographer Tim Marshall.

鈥淓verybody had a Tim Marshall story; he was quite the character and one heck of a drag racing photographer,鈥 reflected Steve Reyes, who toured with Marshall in the early 鈥70s as they covered the growing sport and again in the 1990s on the Super Chevy magazine tour. 鈥淗is early stuff when working for Drag Sport Illustrated (1965) was beautiful; lots of action and sharp as a tack. When he was at his best nobody could outdo him.鈥

As Reyes said, we all have Tim Marshall stories, and I鈥檓 certainly in that group. I first met Tim on the starting line at Orange County Int鈥檒 Raceway in my early years at National Dragster. I was a bit intimidated at first to be standing among guys like him, Reyes, Bob McClurg, Jon Asher, et al, guys whose names that had been burned in my head as I envied their job of traveling the country and getting paid to attend drag races. Tim and I quickly bonded over our love for the little-guy Funny Car racers, folks like Rodney Flournoy, Ray Romund, and Al Arriaga.

Tim also loved a good 鈥渓eaker,鈥 and the opportunity they provided for some pyrotechnics. Tim sometimes had a sarcastic little voice he鈥檇 effect. A car could be leaking on the line and he鈥檇 say 鈥淪end 鈥榚m,鈥 because he knew something crazy might be in the making and he wanted to be there to capture it. I鈥檒l never forget the story of him talking to Top Fuel racer Gary Omlin, who ran a wingless Top Fueler called 鈥渢he Sugarman.鈥 This was in the mid-1980s, well after everyone thought we needed a wing on a dragster. Tim reportedly went up to Omlin, handed him a business card, and said, 鈥淵ou call me any time you鈥檙e going to run this thing. I want to be there.鈥

That was Tim; he always wanted to be where the action was. I saw him just last year at the Finals, said our traditional hello, and I remember thinking at the time, man, I鈥檝e known him a long time and he was here long before I was and he鈥檚 still doing it. Good for him.听We鈥檒l miss ya, Tim.

Thanks again to everyone for your help over the years. Ten-plus years now; let鈥檚 do another 10.听

Phil Burgess can reached at听pburgess@nhra.com