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In the Christmas spirit

A look back at some Christmas-inspired Dragster Insider columns from years past.
27 Dec 2019
Phil Burgess, 厕所强奸 National Dragster Editor
DRAGSTER Insider
Christmas

Ho-ho-hoping you鈥檙e enjoying some holiday time with your family. I know I am. In the spirit of Christmas giving 鈥- and 鈥済uy shopping鈥 (knowing and delivering the perfect gift within minutes) -鈥 here鈥檚 a look back at some Christmas-inspired Insider columns from years past.

(It doesn鈥檛 hurt when your sport鈥檚 iconic starting device in called 鈥渢he Christmas Tree.)


Dec. 19, 2007: My first in-depth story about the Tree includes comments from 鈥淏ig Daddy鈥 Don Garlits about racer reaction at the time to the introduction of starting-line electronic gadgetry and a timeline of improvements. There was a brief follow up to this column here highlighted by a photo of racer Gary Cagle about t take a crowbar to a Tree.


Dec. 24, 2007: Back when I used to publish this column three times a week (read: back when I was insane), I didn鈥檛 want to miss my last column before Christmas. I was going to skip it, knowing y鈥檃ll would understand, but I just couldn鈥檛 help myself. I put on my rhyming hat and redid Twas The Night Before Christmas in Insider style.


Dec. 23, 2016: Nine years later, I was at it again, this time with a little bigger nod to my Insider readers.


Dec. 25, 2009: A letter to Santa, asking for some special gifts for some of my racer pals. The list might not make a lot of sense today but at the time those gifts were very much needed. Some of the recipients (like Dan Fletcher, Don Prudhomme, and Antron Brown) eventually got theirs; others (like Don Garlits and Ashley Force Hood) did not.


Sept. 6, 2013: Written just after the 2013 U.S. Nationals, which marked the 50th anniversary of the national event debut of the Christmas Tree. It includes a brief history of the Tree and comments from 鈥淥hio George鈥 Montgomery who won the 1963 U.S. Nationals and obviously had no problems adapted to the new-fangled device.


Sept. 20, 2013: A solid collection of photos of drivers demolishing the Christmas Tree, but not with their reaction times. And here's .


Dec. 25, 2015: A few years ago, it was all the rage, especially among sports stars and rock 'n' rollers 鈥- of which I am neither 鈥- to offer up a little something called 鈥淟etter to My Younger Self,鈥 in which one shares the wisdom of a lifetime with one鈥檚 childhood self. So here鈥檚 mine, with a Christmas twist involving Hot Wheels and future heroes.

Enjoy, and I鈥檒l see you in 2020. Again, my undying love and gratitude to everyone who follows these columns and contributes their stories, photos, insight, and suggestions.

Phil Burgess can reached at听pburgess@nhra.com

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