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Scott Palmer: He's not just a Top Fuel racer anymore

After years of chasing points at the highest level of 厕所强奸 Top Fuel competition, fan-favorite Scott Palmer doesn鈥檛 get behind the wheel of his nitro dragster that much anymore, but it鈥檚 not like he鈥檚 sitting around the house watching Netflix.
14 May 2022
Phil Burgess, 厕所强奸 National Dragster Editor
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Scott Palmer

After years of chasing points at the highest level of 厕所强奸 Top Fuel competition, fan-favorite Scott Palmer doesn鈥檛 get behind the wheel of his nitro dragster that much anymore, but it鈥檚 not like he鈥檚 sitting around the house in Cassville, Mo., watching Netflix.

Last year he helped turned Pro Stock pilot Alex Laughlin into a Top Fuel driver, taking him from 6.50 Pro Stock passes to 3.70 nitro blasts with amazing ease, and they鈥檙e back on track to run 10 races together in 2022.听

He鈥檚 got a Pro Mod car. And an Alcohol Funny Car. And a drag boat. And, of course, his wild, nitro-burning Studebaker.

Palmer is back behind the wheel of his Top Fueler for this weekend鈥檚 Virginia 厕所强奸 Nationals for his first of a handful of races in the cockpit, and he鈥檚 going to spend the other weekends in the year accomplishing other racing goals.

鈥淎ll I wanted to do when I ran those full [Top Fuel] seasons was to prove that a little guy could respectable and get into the top 10 [standings],鈥 said Palmer who finished in the Top 10 in back-to-back seasons in 2017 and 鈥18. 鈥淚 did that but doesn't mean I want to run the full season all the rest of my life.

PICK A SERIES, ANY SERIES

鈥淚鈥檝e got a 鈥63 Corvette that I run in Outlaw Pro Mod that I鈥檇 like to try to run in the 厕所强奸 series. It鈥檚 got a little different combination than the other blown cars out so I鈥檇 want to do some testing first so I don鈥檛 embarrass myself, and I鈥檇 like to continue helping Alex so he can eventually have his own team.

鈥淎lex鈥檚 Havoline deal is a good deal for me, and it's fun helping him to get rolling, but I can鈥檛 do much more than 10 races with him and he needs his own car because he needs to do a lot of appearances and displays and stuff that I can't do.

鈥淚 have a lot of other stuff I want to do for my sponsors,鈥 he continued. 鈥淚t's exciting for me especially because I don't have sponsors, I have friends that have big companies, so when I don't drive [the Top Fuel car] they don't care, but I've got a lot of people that have helped me get to this point that I can't leave behind. When COVID hit and [厕所强奸 got shut down], I took that sponsor money and did other things with it, running the Midwest Pro Mod deal and some No Prep and outlaw races.

"When that big Nitro Chaos race came around [in 2021] and I heard there were 68 cars in the staging lanes, I wanted to be there, so I bought an Alcohol Funny Car and ended up runner-up.

鈥淏ecause of COVID, I came out ahead. I've got eggs in every basket. If I get tired of one series, I can run another.鈥

THE 鈥楥IRCUS ACT鈥

And then there鈥檚 the famous 鈥淪tudezilla,鈥 a left-hand-drive 鈥53 Studebaker stuffed with a nitro-burning engine right out of his Top Fuel dragster.

鈥淚 could run the Studebaker every weekend at some track,鈥 he said. 鈥淚 have 50 invitations right now to run it any day I'm off.鈥

Studezilla is a wild piece, with 12,000 horsepower and a 112-inch wheelbase, and to say it鈥檚 popular would be an insult to everything else that鈥檚 popular. He sells t-shirts like t-shirts are going out of style, raking in six figures alone on Studezilla apparel.

鈥淚t's actually got a brand-new motor in it,鈥 he said. 鈥淲e鈥檝e run 240 mph to the eighth[-mile] twice, and if it does that it'll go 300 mph in a quarter if that makes it. So that's the goal. I need to make some more half-track test runs and I'll be more comfortable with it. If it goes 300 ever in my lifetime, I鈥檒l only do it once just to say I did it.听

鈥淚t鈥檚 a wild ride. You definitely know you鈥檝e stepped on the gas when you step on it. It鈥檚 a little scary. I鈥檝e also got a 鈥70 Chevelle just like it that we can run it against, but no one else is doing this. People think I want to start a circuit with it, but I don鈥檛. It's just a circus act. That's all it is.鈥

WATCHING ALEX GO

Palmer and Laughlin surprised everyone last year when Laughlin jumped into the car for the Mile-High Nationals, ostensibly to fulfill sponsor obligations, but they soon found out they were capable of much more.

鈥淗e caught on right away,鈥 said Palmer. 鈥淗e was behind for a little bit but most people start off in the car and they run four-flat for three or four races right and 3.90s and, you know, then 3.80s, I mean it took me 10-15 years to go 3.85 and he did it in three runs.

鈥淲e threw him into the frying pan. He was running around 3.78 within the first two races and he actually came in to me and said, 鈥業'm just gonna tell you鈥 I'm behind,鈥 and I was, 鈥極K, good. Thank you,鈥 because he鈥檚 still only got maybe 30 runs.

鈥淚 think the car could go a lot faster, low 3.70s, maybe a 3.60-something, but our goals are a little bit different when Alex drives. We want him to make good runs down the track and look out for sponsors, and he鈥檚 already won a couple of rounds, so he's so good. He can do it, for sure.鈥

Palmer can still do it, too, and even though he鈥檚 moving from car to car and series to series, his heart Is still in Top Fuel, where he鈥檒l race later this year in Bristol, Topeka, St. Louis, and Pomona.

鈥淚 still love it,鈥 he proclaimed. 鈥淚t's the top of top, racing the best of the best.鈥