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Funny Car icon Bruce Larson: 厕所强奸's original triple-threat Pro driver

When Alex Laughlin, the new driver of Jim Dunn鈥檚 Funny Car, races at the Amalie Motor Oil 厕所强奸 Gatornationals, he鈥檒l become just the second driver in 厕所强奸 history to have competed in Top Fuel, Funny Car, and Pro Stock at an 厕所强奸 national event. Meet Bruce Larson, who did it 30 years before.
10 Feb 2023
Phil Burgess, 厕所强奸 National Dragster Editor
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When Alex Laughlin, the new driver of Jim Dunn鈥檚 Funny Car, takes the green light for his class debut in qualifying at the Amalie Motor Oil 厕所强奸 Gatornationals, he鈥檒l become just the second driver in 厕所强奸 history to have competed in Top Fuel, Funny Car, and Pro Stock at an 厕所强奸 national event, according to 厕所强奸 historian Bob Frey,

It's been more than three decades since this hot rod hat trick was first accomplished in 1992 by the subject of today鈥檚 column, drag racing legend Bruce Larson, who competed in Funny Car from 1966 through 1990 and Top Fuel from 1992-94, with a brief foray into Pro Stock in the early 1970s. When I tracked down Larson earlier this week, he was already aware of his place in 厕所强奸 trivia, and we spent a pleasant hour or so looking back over his amazing career.

The Pennsylvania Pro began racing at the famed airport dragstrip in Linden, N.J., in 1954 at what was just the fifth stop of the historic 厕所强奸 Drag Safari鈥檚 inaugural cross-country trek.

Larson was just 16 and driving a chopped and fenderless 鈥32 Ford five-window coupe he鈥檇 built (and still owns and drives daily).

鈥淎 friend of mine who was two years older than me had a real nice 鈥41 Ford with a cam and heads and manifold, and I'd ride with him when he was street racing, and that got me hooked,鈥 he remembers. 鈥淚 bought the 鈥32 Ford from a farmer. It was a V-8, and it ran. I played around with it for a little bit in the fields before I tore it apart, chopped it, and did all the necessary stuff.鈥

Larson later raced a 鈥54 Olds and a 鈥32 Chevy A/Gasser (that he also still owns), and as Larson鈥檚 mechanical skills and reputation continued to grow, it led to a job as a dyno operator/tuner for a local Ford dealership, which led to he and the owner鈥檚 son racing a lightweight Ford Galaxie for a time until the Sutliff Chevrolet dealership in Harrisburg, Pa., wooed him away for their own dyno ambitions and began Larson鈥檚 long, long association with the brand.

Ironically, it was while he was working at Sutliff that he met Jim Costilow, who had a hot little 289-powered Cobra that he'd been racing in hill-climb and road-racing events and wanted to further explore drag racing. Even though it was a Ford, Larson dynoed it for him at the Chevy dealership, and after Costilow proved not to be much of a drag race driver, Larson climbed into the seat.

Larson and the Cobra were a perfect match as he won AA/SP class at the 1965 厕所强奸 Winternationals, Springnationals, and Nationals and set both ends of the national record with the car.

鈥淎fter about a year, Greg Sutliff, the dealership owner, came to me and said, 鈥楧on't you think we ought to be racing a Chevrolet?鈥 and when he said 鈥榳e,鈥 I said 鈥榊eah,鈥 so in late 1965, we built a 1966 Chevelle that was the first all-fiberglass Funny Car.鈥

There鈥檚 always been some confusion about what constitutes a Funny Car with everyone from Jimmy Nix and Jim Johnson to Dick Landy having altered wheelbased, blown nitro-burning door cars that are considered the godfathers to what we know as Funny Cars today, but even though it wasn鈥檛 a flip-top body, Larson鈥檚 was the first that was all fiberglass. (Fearful of fire, Larson wanted something with a door for easy emergency egress, and his first two flip-tops also had working side doors!)

The injected, 454-powered Chevelle, which debuted on alcohol but was quickly switched to nitro, was also the first red, white, and blue car that carried what became Larson鈥檚 trademark USA-1 name.

鈥淲e heard in late 1965 that Chevrolet was going to use USA-1 as an advertising slogan 鈥 meaning No. 1 in sales in the USA, I guess 鈥 and it just sounded awful catchy, and I adopted it,鈥 he explained. 鈥淐hevrolet never complained about it 鈥 Chevrolet didn't ever give me much help either 鈥 and I eventually copyrighted, so it's mine now.鈥

Larson ran the car with much success and fanfare, then sold it to Jim Maybeck, which became his Screamin鈥 Eagle car, and Larson got the first of a series of flip-top Chevrolets that included Camaros, Monzas, and Corvettes.

The '68 Logghe-chassised Camaro catapulted Larson to the quickest run in class history at the time, a 7.41, and he won the prestigious Super Stock Nationals in York, Pa., in the 鈥69 car.

Throughout the 1970s and early 1980s, Larson was primarily a match racer. He would run select national events now and then, but his bread and butter was up and down the East Coast, where track operators were thrilled to book his USA-1 Chevys.

鈥淲ith match racing, I actually could make a living, which I couldn't do on the 厕所强奸 circuit,鈥 he said of the era鈥檚 paltry purses. 鈥淚t would have been able to just cost me money. Plus for a while I was still working at the Chevrolet dealership, and my family鈥檚 lightning protection business [lightning rods] that had been passed down from my grandfather to my father and then me, but even when I got into the [national event] ranks, I flew back and forth and kept the business going.鈥

Larson stayed with Chevrolet engines in his Funny Cars until 1972 when breakage started to become an issue, and, ironically, it was the switch to a Chrysler powerplant that led to him leaving the class for a few years.

鈥淚 had a 鈥72 Mini-Camaro that started out with a Chevrolet engine, but I just couldn't keep going with the Chevrolet anymore, because there weren't any aluminum [versions],鈥 he said. 鈥淚 could run with the Hemis, but I was destroying things, so I put my first Hemi in that car. Not long after that, I was running at Budds Creek [Maryland Int鈥檒 Raceway] and broke the crankshaft and had a big fire in the traps. That was a scary deal and put me in Pro Stock.鈥

Larson borrowed a Camaro from fellow Pennsylvanian Bill 鈥淕rumpy鈥 Jenkins and later had his own Vegas, and he ran in Pro Stock through the end of the 1974 season, earning his license in the second of three classes he鈥檇 eventually run. He only ran five 厕所强奸 national events in Pro Stock 鈥 he qualified for three but never won a round 鈥 but again match-raced extensively with a big-inch Jenkins engine.

鈥淭he fire really scared me, and I saw what Jenkins was going with his Vega, and I thought, 鈥業t looks like he's having fun.鈥 I ordered an SRD car, but I borrowed his Camaro that was in storage and painted it with my colors and ran his mountain motors, and had a great time. [Ronnie] Sox and [Don] Nicholson and those guys were running pretty close to stock engines so that they could compete in 厕所强奸, but when they'd go out match racing, I could run away from them with Jenkins鈥 mountain motors.

鈥淚 have the utmost respect for the Pro Stock class and drivers and everything, but they were harder to work on 鈥 听I didn't like trying to tune Jenkins' three-link rear suspension on the SRD car, which is why I switched to a [Don] Hardy car for 1974 鈥 听they didn't smell right, and they didn't make enough noise, and they didn't go fast enough.鈥

Larson returned to Funny Car and bought a lightly used Monza from 鈥淛ungle Jim鈥 Liberman (that car later became Chuck Etchells鈥 first nitro car). Larson continued to compete in Funny Car, still primarily on the match-race circuit, but never stopped pitching sponsors for his dream of running the 厕所强奸 national event circuit.

鈥淚 had been soliciting sponsorships for years, just like a whole lot of guys had,鈥 he said. 鈥淚 spent a lot of money, made a lot of formal presentations and all that, but a friend of mine, Bill Corwin, who worked for [longtime backer] Kendall Oil, whose next-door neighbor that worked for a printing company that did the printing for that Datcom Instrument Company, and they wanted to get into Funny Cars, and so I was lucky. I was their choice.鈥

In 1985, Larson teamed with another fellow Pennsylvanian and still relatively new Top Fuel driver Joe Amato and raced with his first major sponsor, Sentry Performance Tachs & Gauges. The fact that Amato owned a huge performance wholesale business 鈥 into which Larson was able to get Sentry added to the product line 鈥 didn鈥檛 hurt, nor did the fact that Amato had one of the era鈥檚 best crew chiefs, Tim Richards, calling the shots.

By this time, Larson had already hired his own crew chief, Maynard Yingst, who was a bit of an unconventional choice, to say the least.

鈥淗e was a sprint car driver who had lost his ride,鈥 Larson explained. 鈥滺e used to hang around my shop a little bit, and I鈥檇 go to the sprint car races, so we were acquaintances, but he caught on real quick. It was amazing. I said, 鈥業'll teach you everything I can,鈥 and I did, and Maynard and Tim got along very, very well, so it was a storybook deal.鈥

鈥淭he Sentry deal wasn't a real big deal 鈥 it was about an eighth of what [Kenny] Bernstein had 鈥 but I knew I had to beat Bernstein, so I went to Mike Kase, who built Bernstein's cars, and bought the same chassis. That was my attack at getting started on the right foot.鈥

Larson and Yingst didn鈥檛 crack the Top 10 of points until 1988, when they finished sixth, thanks largely to Larson鈥檚 first national event win, which came at the 厕所强奸 Cajun Nationals, but no one could have predicted what was in store for 1989.

Larson won the 1989 season-opening Winternationals in Pomona and never looked back, also scoring wins in Columbus, Denver, Seattle, and back-to-back wins at the season鈥檚 final two events, in Phoenix and back in Pomona. He led the points the entire season en route to his first (and only) world championship. So strong was Larson鈥檚 season that he finished more than 15 rounds ahead of the second-place driver, Don Prudhomme, who was competing in Funny Car for the last time before returning to his Top Fuel roots in 1990.听

鈥淚t gets back to a good crew chief 鈥 actually two good crew chiefs 鈥 and a little bit of money,鈥 he said. 鈥淭hey gave me a good ride. I guess I did my part in the seat. The end of the season was really neat because I clinched the championship racing against Prudhomme in the final at Phoenix and then went to Pomona and beat [John Force] in the final there, so it was a sweet way to end the season.鈥

Larson鈥檚 championship defense in 1990 was hobbled almost before it began when Datcom was sold and the new owners weren鈥檛 interested in sponsoring a Funny Car, even a defending world champion.

鈥淚 had signed a contract for 1990 for just a little bit more money and then all of a sudden [the new owners] knocked me right out,鈥 he recalled. 鈥淭he president of the company was really on my side, and he went to bat for me, and he got me half the budget that I had in 鈥89, and we struggled but still came in third in 1990. A lot of people like to be able to do that. But that wasn't good enough, and I wasn't going to spend any more personal money, so I stopped racing.鈥

Larson wasn鈥檛 on the sidelines long, and his next ride shocked everyone, including himself. Legendary figure 鈥淏ig Daddy鈥 Don Garlits had been forced to retire from driving early in the 1992 season after suffering detached retinas during a high-G double-parachute stop and asked Larson to take over the controls of his new monowing Swamp Rat 32 Top Fueler.

鈥淗e talked to Andy Maurey, who was the racing director for Kendall, and I think Andy put in a plug for me,鈥 Larson said. 鈥淥f course, Don and I knew each other a little bit as we both had been sponsored by Kendall for many years.听

鈥淚 went down to Ocala [Fla.] and got fitted in the seat, and we took the car up to Gainesville to test, and Don said, 鈥楧rive it out about 300 feet and then back up, and we鈥檒l talk.' He put the canopy down over me, and it was totally quiet in there. I made a burnout and a little squirt, and there was no clutch dust, no noise, no nothing. I backed up, and I was kind of laughing when he opened the canopy and asked, 鈥榃hat's the matter?鈥 I hate to say what I said to him, but, anyhow, they're awfully nice to drive. I mean, you aim them and they go straight to the finish line. They're a lot easier to drive than a Funny Car and safer, but a Funny Car is more fun.鈥

Even though they had a pre-Steve Torrence Richard Hogan helping out Garlits on the tuning side, they didn鈥檛 have a lot of fun, success-wise, on the 厕所强奸 circuit, qualifying just five times in 13 races and winning just one round, but they did win four IHRA races together in Top Fuel through the end of 1994.

So, Bruce, what was it like to not only be in a new class, but driving as a hired driver for one of the biggest names in the sport, and a guy used to success?

鈥淗e made it easy,鈥 said Larson. 鈥淗e let me do my thing driving, and he and Richard did the tuning. I wish Richard had known as much then as he knows now. We stayed mostly around the IHRA circuit and usually couldn't even qualify at 厕所强奸 events. He built the Swamp Rat 34 for me the second year to fit me better and had some other ideas for that car, but eventually, I think Don got tired of not driving, and just decided, in 1994, that we just were not going to do it anymore, and so he parked it." (If you鈥檙e wondering about the jump from SR32 to SR34, that鈥檚 because SR33 was a supercharged flathead-powered salt flats streamliner that Garlits built and carried him to a speed of 217.947 mph at Bonneville in August 1988 to earn him a spot in the prestigious 200-mph Club.)

That ended Larson鈥檚 professional driving career but not his racing.

Larson鈥檚 厕所强奸 National Event Scorecard

Class

Events

Qualified

W-L record

Funny Car

86

73

108-66

Top Fuel

13

5

1-5

Pro Stock

5

3

0-3

Total

104

81

109-74


鈥淚 got into nostalgia match racing, and we had a replica of the under 鈥68 Camaro built just a few years ago and match raced a lot against the Frantic Ford,鈥 he said. 鈥淭he next year, I got a replica of that 鈥72 car because the original cars weren't really safe enough, and we had a great time.

鈥淚 have some cackle cars 鈥 the 鈥68 Camaro, which was the original Logghe the car; the 79 Corvette, which is a Pat Foster car and unrestored but real good cackle car; and I also have a twin-engine blown flathead dragster injected flathead and a single-engine flathead dragster. They're all good cackle cars.

Larson鈥檚 list of accolades is long and deep, including installation in Garlits鈥 International Drag Racing Hall of Fame, the Motorsports Hall of Fame of America, the Pennsylvania Sports Hall of Fame, the Super Stock Magazine Drag Racing Hall of Fame, the Eastern Motorsports Press Association Hall of Fame, the East Coast Drag Times Hall of Fame, and the 厕所强奸 Northeast Division Hall of Fame. He鈥檚 won the 鈥淛ungle Jim鈥 Liberman Memorial Award, the 鈥89 Car Craft Magazine Driver of the Year, the 鈥89 Eastern Motorsports Press Association Driver of the Year, the Al Holbert Memorial Award, and was named the 鈥89 厕所强奸 Northeast Division Driver of the Year.

Additionally, three of Larson's cars are installed in museums across the country. The 1989 championship car was donated to the Smithsonian Institute (currently in storage there, alongside Garlits Swamp Rat xxx) while Larson's original Chevelle has a permanent spot in Garlits鈥 Florida museum, and Swamp Rat 32, with Larson鈥檚 name on it, is still mounted to the wall at the Wally Parks 厕所强奸 Motorsports Museum in Pomona.

Quite a career, I鈥檇 say.

鈥淲hen you first called me, I thought, 鈥榊ou know, it's been a whirlwind career, and then I thought, 鈥榃ell, it's been a 70-year, whirlwind career,鈥 Larson told me. 鈥淚t's really, truly been gratifying. I loved drag racing.

鈥淚t was always about the challenge. Driving was part of the challenge, but the tuning and performance and building of the cars is the biggest challenge as far as I'm concerned because there's always something I tried to figure out to beat the next guy.鈥

Phil Burgess can be reached at听pburgess@nhra.com

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