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Behind the Numbers: Langdon prepares to make switch to Funny Car

2013 Top Fuel champion Shawn Langdon discusses his preparation for swapping Nitro classes.
20 Nov 2017
Jacob Sundstrom, 厕所强奸 National Dragster Associate Editor
Behind the Numbers
Shawn Langdon

鈥淚 drove terrible the first three runs. I felt so messed up, so uncomfortable. Apparently, I looked a lot better than I felt.鈥澨

That was Shawn Langdon鈥檚 assessment of his first three laps in a Funny Car. His fourth lap went much smoother after the team made some adjustments to Alexis DeJoria鈥檚 flopper. Following DeJoria鈥檚 retirement, the Funny Car is now Langdon鈥檚. He made his last race, at least for now, in a Top Fuel Dragster at the Auto Club 厕所强奸 Finals, and the Tequila Patron car will become the Global Electronic Technology car in 2018.

鈥淲e made some changes on the fourth run, just some small changes, like some steering and some other little things and I felt a little more comfortable and I made a good run,鈥 said Langdon. 鈥淓verything is so backwards.鈥

That鈥檚 a common refrain for drivers who make the switch from Top Fuel to Funny Car. It doesn鈥檛 matter how prepared, mentally or physically, the driver is. That first ride in a Funny Car always packs a punch. Heck, so does the second, third, 13th, and 300th. It took J.R. Todd time to get comfortable in the DHL Funny Car, too; Kalitta had to pour the driver a new seat ahead of the fourth race of the season.

鈥淚 figured we鈥檝e got some time now to make it the way I want so let鈥檚 make it right,鈥 said Todd at the time. 鈥淚n these things, you need to be sitting more straight up and over the wheel. It makes a big difference.鈥

Langdon said the new view doesn鈥檛 affect him too much because of the way he tapes off his helmet. Before driving with Kalitta Motorsports he drove a dragster with a canopy, which also featured a narrow view, similar to what he鈥檒l experience while driving a Funny Car. So, that鈥檚 at least one change that won鈥檛 be completely foreign to the 2013 Top Fuel champion.听

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Getting a handle on the steering is another matter entirely. When Langdon talked about how 鈥渂ackwards鈥 driving a Funny Car is, that鈥檚 what he was referring to. This is also a prime example of needing lap time to get comfortable driving in a new class. Taking pointers from other drivers can only get you so far.听

鈥淭here鈥檚 a little misconception. All the Funny Car drivers preach is how much you gotta steer these things and you gotta manhandle the car,鈥 Langdon said. 鈥淪o, I get in it, and I鈥檓 thinking, 鈥榓lright I gotta bow up and drive this sucker.鈥 So, I get out there and the first couple runs, I can鈥檛 even get it to 300 feet. And they鈥檙e like, 鈥榶eah, you鈥檙e oversteering it.鈥 听And I said, 鈥業 thought you have to steer the Funny Car a lot.鈥 They said, 鈥榶eah, down track, but you鈥檙e driving it like it鈥檚 a dragster early.鈥欌澨

That鈥檚 part of the learning, or unlearning process, as Langdon switches from a Top Fuel driver to a Funny Car driver. Some of his experience in the 鈥渙ther鈥 Nitro class will help (odds are he鈥檒l instantly become one of the best leavers in the Funny Car class after finishing the 2017 season with the best Top Fuel reaction time average), while other parts of his muscle memory will need to be unlearned.

鈥淭he hardest part about driving a dragster is the first 80 feet, and then when it locks up, which is about half track,鈥 said Langdon. 鈥淚f you can get the thing straight by 100 feet, you should be good. Then, just drive accordingly and hopefully it doesn鈥檛 make a big move. Just hold it there. In Funny Car, you almost have to have the thing pointed correctly to account for what it鈥檚 going to do on the launch, because it鈥檚 going to want to go left because of the torque of the thing.鈥

It鈥檚 not uncommon for drivers to have the steering wheel cocked to the side to account for the torque Langdon is referring to. He didn鈥檛 want to change too much of the car鈥檚 setup because DeJoria drove the Funny Car in Pomona, but it wouldn鈥檛 be surprising if he sets the wheel a certain way when it becomes his car during the 2018 season. While what he needs most is seat time, he is getting a little advice from Todd, who made the switch from dragster to Funny Car this year.

鈥淚 like what J.R. is doing, because he鈥檚 telling me stuff -- but not too much stuff, so I can learn on my own,鈥 said Langdon. 鈥淲hen people come to me for help, I don鈥檛 want them to ask me generic questions, because that鈥檚 not how you learn stuff. I want to give you subtle hints so you can figure stuff on your own. I just need seat time. I need laps to learn how the car works.鈥

He doesn鈥檛 want those laps to be light, either. When he talked to his future crew chiefs, Nicky Boninfante and Tommy DeLago, he said he wanted to go all out right from the get go. 听

鈥淚 said, 鈥業 want you to set a record lap in it,鈥欌 said Langdon. 鈥淚f I hit the gas right now and it lights up 3.79 on the scoreboard or it says 4.00, I won鈥檛 know the difference. Show me what it can do. I want to know. Give me all its got. The first run, it was probably going a 3.85 before it smoked the tires, but I was steering a lot. So, I know what it鈥檚 got, and I鈥檓 not scared of the speed or anything. It鈥檚 just getting to know the input steering.鈥澨

Langdon closed out his final Top Fuel season, at least his last for the time being, by making a late push up the leaderboard. He earned the fifth-most points during the Countdown, helping him move into seventh place to finish the season. The pair of runner ups won鈥檛 satisfy the driver, but adding his name to an already competitive class just might make Funny Car the toughest category in 厕所强奸 Drag Racing.

And it won鈥檛 be long until he picks up his first Wally.听