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The Science of Winning: The Pointless Nature of Staging Battles

Two-time Sportsman world champ and 厕所强奸 National Dragster columnist Luke Bogacki wrote recently of the futility of starting-line staging battle, a column that becomes even more relevant following this past weekend's epic Pro Stock burndown in Topeka.
17 Aug 2021
Luke Bogacki
From the pages of National Dragster
Luke Bogacki

Staging battles have been around since the advent of the automated Christmas Tree, perhaps even before. In a recent edition of the popular 鈥淣itro Time Machine鈥 on 厕所强奸 social media, Brian Lohnes relived a great Pro Stock burndown between Larry Morgan and Allen Johnson in the 2015 Denver final round. In her recent book, Drag Racing鈥檚 Warren 鈥淭he Professor鈥 Johnson, Kelly Wade recounted another Denver Pro Stock finale, from a decade earlier: in 2005, Warren Johnson and Dave Connolly had a memorable burndown, after which WJ famously quipped that he 鈥渢aught that punk a lesson.鈥 Perhaps you can recall another epic staging battle or two!

Whether in the Professional categories or the Sportsman ranks, staging battles, while not necessarily commonplace, are a constant source of entertainment. That鈥檚 a commonly shared opinion. Here鈥檚 another opinion that isn鈥檛 nearly as popular: staging battles are pointless.听

Seriously, they serve no purpose. Zero.听

As a competitor, here鈥檚 the deal 鈥

The race cannot begin until all four stage bulbs (pre-stage and stage, for both lanes) are illuminated. And the order in which they light up has absolutely no impact on the outcome of the round of competition. None.听

If that sounds oversimplified, well, that鈥檚 my point! Many 鈥 perhaps most 鈥 racers have a staging preference. We鈥檙e more comfortable staging first, 鈥淚 like to get in and get set,鈥 or last, 鈥淭he race starts when I say so.鈥 I鈥檇 argue that either preference is both silly and ultimately flawed. Whether we prefer to stage first or last, eventually 鈥 inevitably 鈥 a situation will present itself in which we鈥檙e unable to do so reasonably. What happens at that point is that we鈥檝e created a disadvantage for ourselves because we view the opposite of our own staging preference as a hurdle. A hurdle that, to be clear, is 100% self-induced!

My advice is simple: get comfortable staging first, and get comfortable staging last. Convince yourself that it doesn鈥檛 matter (because, guess what? It doesn鈥檛 matter). One simple trick for those of you racing with a transbrake (whether off the bottom bulb or with a delay box) is this: whether you stage first or second, only set the transbrake once both cars have staged. When we stage last, this is obvious. When we stage first, simply hold the car in the beams with the brake pedal and wait to engage the transbrake until both cars have staged. This eliminates the perception that you鈥檙e staged forever, building up physical and emotional tension while waiting on the Tree. This practice also allows us to take full advantage of AutoStart 鈥 but more on that later.

鈥淏ut,鈥 you say, 鈥渨hat if I know that my opponent wants to stage first? I should rush up there and stage to exploit that tendency, right?鈥 Nah.听

I tend to look at it like this. I don鈥檛 know of a single elite competitor who truly believes that they鈥檙e incapable of winning a round when staging first or last. The top racers know that it just doesn鈥檛 matter. So, if I truly believe that I can get my opponent out of his or her comfort zone by staging quickly or slowly, to the point that it will impact their performance 鈥 well, I would argue that my opponent has such a fragile psyche that I should beat him or her anyhow. Why do I need to play some silly game? Conversely, if I truly think my opponent is a savvy, worthy competitor, then I know that staging first or last isn鈥檛 going to impact their performance. So again, what鈥檚 the point?

Earlier, I referenced AutoStart, a function of the timing system that was introduced a little more than two decades ago. While AutoStart was implemented to remove human error by automating the firing of the Tree at a consistent interval once both cars stage, it also served to eliminate (or at least significantly decrease) the somewhat common practice of 鈥渉anging鈥 an opponent out. With AutoStart, once one driver is fully staged (and the other lane is pre-staged), the opposing driver has seven seconds to get staged (in 厕所强奸 Lucas Oil Drag Racing Series and 厕所强奸 Camping World Drag Racing Series competition. The timeout is typically longer at bracket events). If they aren鈥檛 staged in that timeframe, it鈥檚 an automatic red-light and disqualification.

More recently, a growing number of competitors 鈥 some call them savvy, some call them dirty (I鈥檒l leave that up to you) 鈥 have found ways to manipulate the AutoStart system. The most common practice is this: said racer will inch into the stage beams ever so gently and light their stage bulb briefly before turning it back out (a number of different tactics can be employed to do this 鈥 it鈥檚 not as difficult as it may sound). Once the three lights (pre-stage for both lanes as well as stage in the other) on the Tree have been lit for .6 seconds continuously, the timeout process begins. At this point, neither driver is staged, but both lanes are on the clock. With a full understanding of the intricacies of the timing system, the racer who instigated this process has the countdown in his or her head. While I believe that the intention is typically to simply force their opponent to stage first, occasionally a stubborn (and ignorant or perhaps oblivious) opponent refuses to do so. After five to six seconds (in the event of a seven-second timeout) have passed, said racer lights their stage bulb fully (they know that they鈥檒l be disqualified if they do not). Shortly thereafter, the other lane is timed out. The result is an automatic red-light for the unsuspecting, but complicit late stager, and a free win light for the racer employing the shenanigans and taking full advantage of the current rules.

In this situation, both lanes are complicit. Had either racer been willing to stage first, all of this mess would have been avoided. Is it fair for the savvy/dirty racer to dictate that? Perhaps not. But it鈥檚 not outside of the current rule structure.

Let鈥檚 circle back to my earlier point 鈥 As long as we鈥檙e willing to stage first or last, none of this matters! If you鈥檙e looking for a mental construct, a template if you will, to employ in your racing, I鈥檒l share my own. I鈥檝e got a very regimented routine for staging. I take my time. Some would say that I鈥檓 slow to stage; I would argue that I鈥檓 precise! Regardless, my routine is longer than most, so I tend to stage second more often than I stage first. But my routine is my routine. If you started a stopwatch at the time that both cars pre-stage in 10 of my runs and stop it when I light my stage bulb, I鈥檇 be willing to bet that the time would be within a second or two every single round. Sometimes I stage first, sometimes I stage last. It doesn鈥檛 matter to me. In fact, when asked about it after the run, I often can鈥檛 even remember if I went in first or second. That simple process has served me well, and I would argue that it鈥檚 the most practical and effective approach.